When you hear your mom's car pull up and you...
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hamburgerhelpless: when i first heard of shark weak i thought no. impossible. no such thing. shark strong
pizzaforpresident: atumn: pizzaforpresident: atumn: Haha u English and Canadian people have school tomorrow kiss my ass lmao tomorrow’s labour day, canada doesn’t have school you dumb american no it’s an amurican holiday u dumb canadian laboUr day lmao pwn
Hey fellas, you gotta act like you’ve been around girls before… you’re acting...– Dan Auerbach addressing a group of guys pushing around some girls at a Black Keys concert (via the-vibe-is-infinite)
So a mosquito just bit me. I watched it finish it’s meal, fly into the air, and then drop dead. Guess no one told it I’d downed 1200ml of scotch in the last 20 minutes.
Secretly no one is as cool as you think they are… Except maybe, like, the guys...– Dan Auerbach (via thisisablogabouttheblackkeys)
me: Do you listen to The Black Keys?
friend: I like Gold on the Ceiling.
me: That doesn't count.
meatlessmoose: gamblingemperor: thedukeandthedauphin: jelee-: gamblingemperor: kanye west creates an rpg called kanye quest that puts you to the kanye test #where you have to retrieve the kanye crest from the kanye nest this game is gonna be the kanye best ive made a huge mistake he’s right. give it a kanye rest
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hakkar: yep russians are definitely my favourite thing on the internet
notabitbovvered: god-particle: ...